Are you in need of some good old-fashioned mom humor? You’ve come to the right place because these mom memes will surely hit the spot and make you laugh.
Parenting is undeniably challenging. While it is the best gift I have ever received, and I would never change a single thing about this journey, I’d also be lying if I said it didn’t put a few extra wrinkles on my face. At least some of those wrinkles are smile wrinkles! Nevertheless, it’s the only job I can think of where you can NEVER “clock out.”
Moreover, I find it extremely important to find humor and sarcasm in parenthood anytime the opportunity arises. Therefore, I’ve created 36 mom memes with all of the quotes I used in the “Momma’s Coloring Book” I made. I hope they will give you a good laugh because I sure had fun making them. Disclaimer: I have felt all of these mom memes on a personal level at one time or another, and I’m sure you have (or will) too. Enjoy!
The struggle is real.
1. “I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow.”
My son ‘to a t’ ever since he started walking at 10 months.
2. “The fastest land animal is a toddler with something in his mouth.”
It’s like I’m looking into a mirror minus the dark, puffy eyes.
3. “You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid who acts just like you.”
Martha Stewart doesn’t count.
4. “Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.”
I’d like to think I have my priorities in check.
5. “Today’s goal: keep the tiny humans alive.”
At least caffeine exists.
6. “Working mothers are guinea pigs in a science experiment to show that sleep is not necessary for human life.”
Not counting the newborn phase. Then, ‘hours of sleep’ is laughable.
7. “Sometimes I go hours without coffee. It’s called sleeping.”
Please, I just need a few minutes to not hear ‘Mom’ on repeat.
8. “My alone time is for everyone’s safety.”
They have a sixth sense.
9. “If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide.”
You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit.
10. “Does anybody have a recipe for “I don’t know” or “I don’t care?” It’s what my family requested for dinner, and I can’t seem to find anything.”
Need I say more?
11. “Sure, sometimes I question my parenting. But sometimes, I question my child’s childing.”
No shame, Momma!
12. “Don’t worry; you’re not the first mom who’s thrown a blanket over the peed-on sheets and gone back to bed.”
I am constantly cleaning, and yet nothing is ever clean.
13. “My house isn’t messy; it’s custom-designed by a 3-year-old.”
I guess the dark, puffy eyes are here to stay.
14. “You look tired.” I have kids; I’m pretty sure this is just my face now.”
There is no kind of tired like ‘mom tired.’
15. “I wish I was as tired as I thought I was before I had kids.”
Don’t explain and they’ll never know the difference.
16. “I have salad everyday. Bean salad. Coffee beans. OK, I have coffee every day.”
Oh boy, this can’t be good.
17. “Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.”
It’s just going to end up on the floor anyway.
18. “Motherhood: I would die for you but…I really don’t want to make you dinner.”
Kids have the superpower of tearing a room apart in seconds.
19. “My housekeeping style is best described as, ‘there appears to have been a struggle.'”
I was planning to repaint that wall anyway.
20. “There is nothing more terrifying to a mom than finding just the lid to a sharpie.”
The never-ending shift.
21. “Mother-One person who does the work of twenty…For free!”
Just collecting a little ‘mommy tax’ for taking you and 5 of your friends trick-or-treating.
22. “Just wondering if you could recommend a wine that pairs well with my child’s Halloween candy.”
No worries. I’m sure school will understand.
23. “The true test of patience is watching your child try to zip their coat themselves when you’re running late.”
They never forget.
24. “‘In a minute’ is mom code for crossing my fingers and hoping they forget.”
I’ll hold on to that nap as long as humanly possible.
25. “My kid’s naptime is more for me and not for them.”
Is dinner even really necessary?
26. “I hate when I’m waiting for mom to cook dinner and then I remember that I am the mom.”
No worries. I didn’t want to lie down anyway.
27. “The best way to get your children’s attention is to relax and look comfortable.”
It’s the most relaxing 2 seconds of my day.
28. “Friend: Are you getting enough sleep? Me: Sometimes, when I sneeze I close my eyes.”
Oh, the mom anxiety too.
29. “Motherhood: You’ve never been so sad, happy, tired, and grateful at the same time.”
It NEVER ends.
30. “Sometimes, I feel like throwing in the towel, but that would only make more laundry for me.”
It’s nice to have something to look forward to.
31. “My first thought when waking up is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight.'”
It’s the least I can do.
32. “Searching for my kid’s chocolate that I ate last night.”
Maybe I shouldn’t brag TOO much.
33. “Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.”
It started on day 1.
34. “Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.”
I’m just trying to find the right balance.
35. “Some days I amaze myself. Other days I can’t find the phone I’m holding in my hand.”
Those 3 am thoughts will get you every time.
36. “It’s like no one in my family appreciates me staying up all night overthinking for them.”
I hope you enjoyed these relatable and funny mom memes. If you found them amusing, please share them with your momma friends! What are your favorite mom memes? Please comment below. I would love to see!
Additionally, if you’re interested in purchasing Momma’s Coloring Book, which includes all of the quotes mentioned in these mom memes, you can find it on Amazon as a physical book or on Etsy as a digital download. The illustrations in the book are primarily floral-themed. If you’d like to check out some free PDF examples, I also offer them in my book post, along with examples from other books I have created.
I offer a range of unique adult-themed coloring books (some in Spanish too) with sarcastic quotes, and I plan to share more posts like this featuring most or all of the collection. Be sure to keep an eye out for them!
